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One 73 year old unemployed man, living in Kyoto, had been accused of leading an mentally disabled girl back to his home, where he got the dirty deed done.

The girl, 13 year old, was walking outside, when all of a sudden, the man called out for her. She ignored him, but then found the man chasing her and pushing her down. Somehow that lead to her being led back to his home. Where he naturally let his inner beast loose, and touched her nether region.

The girls mother reported the incident to police, whom arrested the man. At this point he claimed that the girl had seduced him and nothing he did was wrong.

Police then informed the man of the fact that she was handicapped, at which he admitted to his crimes. While also stating he was unaware of her condition.

21 year old man got arrested for having sex with an 12 year old girl. Police investigations revealed that the man had been introduced to the girl through another male acquaintance to the girl.

The both of them, decided to meet up at a hotel, where the man filmed their activities, and saved the movie onto his computer hard drive.

Afterwards the police received an anonymous tipoff regarding the girls involvement in all of this. Police decided to act and conduct a search of the content of her phone, and found images, leading to the mans inevitable arrest.

The man was charged with both obscene acts and making child pornography. As his defense the man replied: “I thought the girl was a 9-year-old.”

How he thought that would help him in any way, is beyond me.

What do you call a individual who grabs innocent young girls off the street, then put a gag on her, making it easier for groping? That’s right, a lolicon and Japan seem to have quite a few of those.

Our latest arrested lolicon, did exactly the same thing as mentioned above. 26-year-old salaryman, a resident of Chiba prefecture, was finally brought into justice, after the shadowy figure had been put under the attention of the police. It all was brought into attention after the loli loving salaryman kidnapped a 9 year old girl on her way home after school, then covered her mouth and pretty much enjoyed himself the rest of the time.

Police charged him with indecent assault, however, as he himself said, “I did this around here over 100 times,” proved to be right. He appareantly took the same lane more than once, handpicking out which ever he happened to fancy, then acted upon it.

A 14 year old girl in the US is facing charges of possessing and disseminating child pornography, with a maximum sentence of 17-years, after she uploaded explicit pictures of herself onto her MySpace page for her boyfriends “pleasure”.

The boyfriend was lucky enough to not have properly seen the images the girl have uploaded, and therefor faces no charges. The girl uploaded about 30 images of herself while undressed. The images there after soon came to the attention of the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, who immediately alarmed police of the danger this this “pedophile” posed to herself.

Police were quick on serving an warrant and charging her of possession and distribution of child pornography. Although she is a dangerous sex offender, she was soon after returned back to her mother’s custody.

If in fact she does get convicted, she will spend a lifetime of discrimination as a registered sex offender, along with rapists and pederasts. There is so far not been any signs of dropping the charges.

Many might be wondering, why an 14 year old girl is being “labeled” as a pedophile and may possibly face 17 years in prison, this is all due to “Megan’s Law”, a law designed to ensure those so much as look inappropriately at a child are denied normal lives.

Even the lady behind this law is feeling very uncomfortable on how it is being exercised, “This shouldn’t fall under Megan’s Law in any way, shape or form. She should have an intervention and counseling, because the only person she exploited was herself.”

48-year-old US-Florida resident was charged with ten counts of possessing child pornography after police apparently found 1,000 such images on his computer.

When facing a police officer, the man tried to make him out to be innocent and knowing nothing of the images. Claiming his cat, must have downloaded them. How? Well, we assume by jumping onto the keyboard and the rest was pure will power of the evil loli loving cat.

Police however, was not convinced with the mans story. He is now being held in custody with bail set at $250,000.

The news about the loli addicted cat has reached 2ch, who has been seen commenting this; “If the cat did it, it can’t be helped. Perhaps we should get a cat too…”

A 112 year old man, although his high age still wishes for more wife’s and more hires to leave behind him. His latest catch is a 17 year old girl from his own village, whom he of course wants to have children with too while already rumoured to have at least 114 children/grandchildren already, some which are in their 80’s.

The man living in the large Islamic Somalia has already had 5 wife’s some of which he already outlived and with the need for more he pursued the 17 year old girl in his village telling:

No words has been received from the wife on this matter, but it might be clear that it’s more than just sexual favours which follows this marriage, “It is a blessing to have someone you love to take care of you,” says the man.

People in Washington witnessed an unusual way of puppet mastery, as the middle aged man without any restriction performed his indecent exhibitionistic puppet show.

A 44 year old man, one morning found himself face to face with the law, as he was reported by the neighbors of the Washington state apartment complex, due to his unusual performance ontop of an air-conditioner.

The man gave his all to the performance he was gladly showing off with pride to the public, with wearing nothing more than an unbuttoned shirt and a piece of string.

The audience went crazy, and demanded less of his act, which basically was a string which he used to “manipulating his penis … like a puppet.”

The show didn’t end until the law officers arrived at the scene of where the indecent act was undergoing. In their arrival he was still playing with his now well known little marionette “doll”.

Along with pornographic magazines, the police also found a small quantity of methamphetamine in his possession, and the record showed that he had pulled off two similar acts before.

The man is now enjoying the space in a quiet little cell, as he couldn’t not meet the bails requirements of $25,000.

While there are no words on when we will see him again, he can sleep well, knowing that his outstanding performance has been acknowledged by many..

philippine newspaper headlines are funny as hell.