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One 73 year old unemployed man, living in Kyoto, had been accused of leading an mentally disabled girl back to his home, where he got the dirty deed done.

The girl, 13 year old, was walking outside, when all of a sudden, the man called out for her. She ignored him, but then found the man chasing her and pushing her down. Somehow that lead to her being led back to his home. Where he naturally let his inner beast loose, and touched her nether region.

The girls mother reported the incident to police, whom arrested the man. At this point he claimed that the girl had seduced him and nothing he did was wrong.

Police then informed the man of the fact that she was handicapped, at which he admitted to his crimes. While also stating he was unaware of her condition.

While on her way back from cram school in the late afternoon, a 35 year old unemployed school teacher, shocked the 12 year old elementary school girl with a stun gun, then continued on transporting the unconscious student back to his apartment in a taxi and imprisoning her there.

The girls parents reported the disappearance of the girl to the police during that evening. Police was shortly tipped of by an suspicious Taxi driver of an man who traveled along with an unconscious girl by his side that matched the description given.

The Taxi driver heard what he thought sounded like sparks during the journey, making it likely that the teacher used the stun gun repeatedly on her through out the journey to keep her quiet.

The police were lucky, the suspect had not made any moves to conceal his whereabouts or even gone through the effort to hide his crime from the taxi driver.

The teacher was soon found inside his apartment along with the girl. She had not been tied up or in any other way harmed.

21 year old man got arrested for having sex with an 12 year old girl. Police investigations revealed that the man had been introduced to the girl through another male acquaintance to the girl.

The both of them, decided to meet up at a hotel, where the man filmed their activities, and saved the movie onto his computer hard drive.

Afterwards the police received an anonymous tipoff regarding the girls involvement in all of this. Police decided to act and conduct a search of the content of her phone, and found images, leading to the mans inevitable arrest.

The man was charged with both obscene acts and making child pornography. As his defense the man replied: “I thought the girl was a 9-year-old.”

How he thought that would help him in any way, is beyond me.

What do you call a individual who grabs innocent young girls off the street, then put a gag on her, making it easier for groping? That’s right, a lolicon and Japan seem to have quite a few of those.

Our latest arrested lolicon, did exactly the same thing as mentioned above. 26-year-old salaryman, a resident of Chiba prefecture, was finally brought into justice, after the shadowy figure had been put under the attention of the police. It all was brought into attention after the loli loving salaryman kidnapped a 9 year old girl on her way home after school, then covered her mouth and pretty much enjoyed himself the rest of the time.

Police charged him with indecent assault, however, as he himself said, “I did this around here over 100 times,” proved to be right. He appareantly took the same lane more than once, handpicking out which ever he happened to fancy, then acted upon it.

A 14 year old girl in the US is facing charges of possessing and disseminating child pornography, with a maximum sentence of 17-years, after she uploaded explicit pictures of herself onto her MySpace page for her boyfriends “pleasure”.

The boyfriend was lucky enough to not have properly seen the images the girl have uploaded, and therefor faces no charges. The girl uploaded about 30 images of herself while undressed. The images there after soon came to the attention of the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, who immediately alarmed police of the danger this this “pedophile” posed to herself.

Police were quick on serving an warrant and charging her of possession and distribution of child pornography. Although she is a dangerous sex offender, she was soon after returned back to her mother’s custody.

If in fact she does get convicted, she will spend a lifetime of discrimination as a registered sex offender, along with rapists and pederasts. There is so far not been any signs of dropping the charges.

Many might be wondering, why an 14 year old girl is being “labeled” as a pedophile and may possibly face 17 years in prison, this is all due to “Megan’s Law”, a law designed to ensure those so much as look inappropriately at a child are denied normal lives.

Even the lady behind this law is feeling very uncomfortable on how it is being exercised, “This shouldn’t fall under Megan’s Law in any way, shape or form. She should have an intervention and counseling, because the only person she exploited was herself.”

48-year-old US-Florida resident was charged with ten counts of possessing child pornography after police apparently found 1,000 such images on his computer.

When facing a police officer, the man tried to make him out to be innocent and knowing nothing of the images. Claiming his cat, must have downloaded them. How? Well, we assume by jumping onto the keyboard and the rest was pure will power of the evil loli loving cat.

Police however, was not convinced with the mans story. He is now being held in custody with bail set at $250,000.

The news about the loli addicted cat has reached 2ch, who has been seen commenting this; “If the cat did it, it can’t be helped. Perhaps we should get a cat too…”

The land of the free has once again made news worth noticing, and this time it´s nothing silly as being arrested for not taking care of the withered lawn, but instead about a simple man who enjoyed the simple things in life, but had it all taken away from him, and of course, he got arrested for it too.

One would think, ones right to do whatever he or she pleases within the privacy of their own home, but that is not the case for the 29-year-old Virginia man who was standing naked in his kitchen making a cup of coffee one morning when a woman and her 7-year-old son passed by his window and saw him.

The poor boy was probably never the same again, or perhaps he got a head start on his sexual insecurity, we don´t know. The mother to the boy was not please with that man being naked as she passed by with her son though, so she had the incident reported to the police who of course soon joined in.

The man:

The man already being suspected as an exhibitionist tries desperately get out of the situation using the secret technique of common sense, however the notion of him having a daughter of his own made it all a tiny bit worse, but she was not around at the time of the event.

Police didn´t care much for his story, and decided to take him in for being an “exhibitionist”. If convicted the man could face an entire year of prison life.

Urinating in front of people is the most uncomfortable “event” for anyone (except perverts), but to be forced into it is even more uncomfortable and feels like an inhuman act has just been done to you.

This is just what the woman in her twenties experience it, and claims three police officers held her down and making her urinate in front of other onlooking police officers.

But why? It turns out that the woman was taken into custody after she had caused ruckus in her Osaka home and the police were well prepared with a warrant which led to their request of having her urinate in front of them. She declined and was then held down by three police officers while forced into doing their bidding.

The action of the police officers being very much against human rights gave the woman the right to proceed into launching a case against the police.

The police in their defence told that a woman officer was the only onlooker while she urinated and the men looked away at that exact moment.

The case could have backfired onto the woman herself, as blood and urine sample showed that she at the moment of her seizing had been under drug influence, but as the evidence were obtained illegally, nothing could be done.

12 year old Yemen girl died after giving birth to her first and only child. The child, was married off to her “husband”, at age 11, where practice of sex took place right after in hope to give the husband a male heir. The husband, who is a farmer, did received what he wished for, however, at the price of his then 12 year old wife.

When giving birth to a boy, she began having internal bleeding, which the doctors couldn’t prevent, and eventually died. The child, did not survive either.

Yemen, is a country where there certainly is allowed to marry children, with the government stating that most are married off at age 15, and in most situation can have 5 children before age 20.

The man of an North Carolina – US, household, were arrested after he had been listing a request to have his wife be raped through Craigslist.com.

One man agreed to his request and visited the couple’s home one late night, and armed with a knife, he “snuck” right into the bedroom where the wife was silent asleep, and proceeded to violate her while the rest of the family members, two young children and their father were in an another room, “unaware” of the entire event.

Police quickly noticed that there hadn’t been any “forced” entry made, and arrested the “rapist”.

Police then while doing further investigation found that the husband had responded to two request made in Craigslist.com in an effort to arrange for someone to come to his home and have sex with his wife, using some kind of “scary technique”.

Investigators believe that the husband hired the “rapist” without first telling his wife of the idea, thus giving the event more “realism”, ending with the wife being hospitalized and forensically examined, however suffered no significant injury.

The rapist in question, faces charges of first degree rape, two counts of first degree sexual offenses and a count of attempted sexual offense.

While there are no motives revealed quite yet, there might be a chance that this is one of those rare cases of BDSM play gone horrible wrong, if there are such rare cases.

A 112 year old man, although his high age still wishes for more wife’s and more hires to leave behind him. His latest catch is a 17 year old girl from his own village, whom he of course wants to have children with too while already rumoured to have at least 114 children/grandchildren already, some which are in their 80’s.

The man living in the large Islamic Somalia has already had 5 wife’s some of which he already outlived and with the need for more he pursued the 17 year old girl in his village telling:

No words has been received from the wife on this matter, but it might be clear that it’s more than just sexual favours which follows this marriage, “It is a blessing to have someone you love to take care of you,” says the man.

People in Washington witnessed an unusual way of puppet mastery, as the middle aged man without any restriction performed his indecent exhibitionistic puppet show.

A 44 year old man, one morning found himself face to face with the law, as he was reported by the neighbors of the Washington state apartment complex, due to his unusual performance ontop of an air-conditioner.

The man gave his all to the performance he was gladly showing off with pride to the public, with wearing nothing more than an unbuttoned shirt and a piece of string.

The audience went crazy, and demanded less of his act, which basically was a string which he used to “manipulating his penis … like a puppet.”

The show didn’t end until the law officers arrived at the scene of where the indecent act was undergoing. In their arrival he was still playing with his now well known little marionette “doll”.

Along with pornographic magazines, the police also found a small quantity of methamphetamine in his possession, and the record showed that he had pulled off two similar acts before.

The man is now enjoying the space in a quiet little cell, as he couldn’t not meet the bails requirements of $25,000.

While there are no words on when we will see him again, he can sleep well, knowing that his outstanding performance has been acknowledged by many..

With his parents already seeking help with their sons deformation, the baby has finally been accepted and registered as a male on his official birth certificate at the Tuanku Fauziah Hospital in Malaysia. The child was not only born without a penis, but also missing was a right thumb and ear and without properly functioning eyelids.

The parents were offered a plastic surgery and prosthetics at around age four, but wants quickly to rapid the speed as they would rather not want him to fall into a emotional depression over the awareness of his body’s condition.

The baby is currently under medical supervision, too see how the child’s disability affects his daily life, and have very early been discovered that he urinates through his anus.

Many begins to enjoy the fun side of life at a very young age, and this certain young Chinese shounen sure got the right idea, but perhaps he was just a few year ahead of his time, and therefor made the great mistake he did.

The 4 year old boy, a residence of Hong Kong – China, began to watch his fathers porn collection privately on the fathers computer (most likely Japanese), and while doing so he also began to experimenting with his member. But with his private part not being fully developed to handle that kind of friction quite yet his attempt at stimulation failed miserably.

His parents soon discovered him at his attempt with the adult video still running. While that was a shock in itself, they also found him bleeding from his nether region. They immediately took him to a doctor, which left them the message that there were nothing more to do than to amputate.

The parents of course were shocked that they boy, whom they described as clever, innocent and the type who always watched Sailor Moon was also secretly masturbating in such an early age. Then they both collapsed in tears because he won’t be able to “plant his own seeds”.

It has also been said that they are also considering turning him into a girl, rather than facing reality as it now is.

It is not uncommon for a boy of whatever age to have an erection, however at an early attempt at onanism can lead to disaster as everything hasn’t quite matured to the stage where ejaculation can be done, and this results in testicular atrophy and damage to the spongiform tissues of the penis, which can progress to tissue death (necrosis). Mild cases can result in impotence, whilst severe cases can require amputation.

philippine newspaper headlines are funny as hell.