Related Posts with Thumbnails

Man’s Defense Upon Arrest, “I Thought She Was 9”  

Friday, March 5, 2010


21 year old man got arrested for having sex with an 12 year old girl. Police investigations revealed that the man had been introduced to the girl through another male acquaintance to the girl.

The both of them, decided to meet up at a hotel, where the man filmed their activities, and saved the movie onto his computer hard drive.

Afterwards the police received an anonymous tipoff regarding the girls involvement in all of this. Police decided to act and conduct a search of the content of her phone, and found images, leading to the mans inevitable arrest.

The man was charged with both obscene acts and making child pornography. As his defense the man replied: “I thought the girl was a 9-year-old.”

How he thought that would help him in any way, is beyond me.

AddThis Social Bookmark Button


Lolicon: “My Cat Downloaded Those Pictures!”  


48-year-old US-Florida resident was charged with ten counts of possessing child pornography after police apparently found 1,000 such images on his computer.

When facing a police officer, the man tried to make him out to be innocent and knowing nothing of the images. Claiming his cat, must have downloaded them. How? Well, we assume by jumping onto the keyboard and the rest was pure will power of the evil loli loving cat.

Police however, was not convinced with the mans story. He is now being held in custody with bail set at $250,000.

The news about the loli addicted cat has reached 2ch, who has been seen commenting this; “If the cat did it, it can’t be helped. Perhaps we should get a cat too…”

AddThis Social Bookmark Button


Man was Naked at Home, got Arrested Immediately  


The land of the free has once again made news worth noticing, and this time it´s nothing silly as being arrested for not taking care of the withered lawn, but instead about a simple man who enjoyed the simple things in life, but had it all taken away from him, and of course, he got arrested for it too.

One would think, ones right to do whatever he or she pleases within the privacy of their own home, but that is not the case for the 29-year-old Virginia man who was standing naked in his kitchen making a cup of coffee one morning when a woman and her 7-year-old son passed by his window and saw him.

The poor boy was probably never the same again, or perhaps he got a head start on his sexual insecurity, we don´t know. The mother to the boy was not please with that man being naked as she passed by with her son though, so she had the incident reported to the police who of course soon joined in.

The man:

“Yes I wasn’t wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was outside looking in at me.”

The man already being suspected as an exhibitionist tries desperately get out of the situation using the secret technique of common sense, however the notion of him having a daughter of his own made it all a tiny bit worse, but she was not around at the time of the event.

“I am a loving dad. Any of my friends and anyone knows that and there is not a chance on this planet I would ever, ever, ever do anything like that to a kid.

I never had a conversation with anyone, never saw anyone. Didn’t cross my mind, came and got coffee. I mean if I stood and seemed comfortable in my kitchen possibly it’s natural. It’s my kitchen.”

Police didn´t care much for his story, and decided to take him in for being an “exhibitionist”. If convicted the man could face an entire year of prison life.

AddThis Social Bookmark Button


Policemen Forced Her to Urinate Infront of them  


Urinating in front of people is the most uncomfortable “event” for anyone (except perverts), but to be forced into it is even more uncomfortable and feels like an inhuman act has just been done to you.

This is just what the woman in her twenties experience it, and claims three police officers held her down and making her urinate in front of other onlooking police officers.

But why? It turns out that the woman was taken into custody after she had caused ruckus in her Osaka home and the police were well prepared with a warrant which led to their request of having her urinate in front of them. She declined and was then held down by three police officers while forced into doing their bidding.

The action of the police officers being very much against human rights gave the woman the right to proceed into launching a case against the police.

The police in their defence told that a woman officer was the only onlooker while she urinated and the men looked away at that exact moment.

The case could have backfired onto the woman herself, as blood and urine sample showed that she at the moment of her seizing had been under drug influence, but as the evidence were obtained illegally, nothing could be done.

AddThis Social Bookmark Button


Penis Puppet Master Arrested  


People in Washington witnessed an unusual way of puppet mastery, as the middle aged man without any restriction performed his indecent exhibitionistic puppet show.

A 44 year old man, one morning found himself face to face with the law, as he was reported by the neighbors of the Washington state apartment complex, due to his unusual performance ontop of an air-conditioner.

The man gave his all to the performance he was gladly showing off with pride to the public, with wearing nothing more than an unbuttoned shirt and a piece of string.

The audience went crazy, and demanded less of his act, which basically was a string which he used to “manipulating his penis … like a puppet.”

The show didn’t end until the law officers arrived at the scene of where the indecent act was undergoing. In their arrival he was still playing with his now well known little marionette “doll”.

Along with pornographic magazines, the police also found a small quantity of methamphetamine in his possession, and the record showed that he had pulled off two similar acts before.

The man is now enjoying the space in a quiet little cell, as he couldn’t not meet the bails requirements of $25,000.

While there are no words on when we will see him again, he can sleep well, knowing that his outstanding performance has been acknowledged by many..

AddThis Social Bookmark Button